Shop Charges Tory Customers Extra | Beastrabban\’s Weblog
Brilliance from my brother, the Beast:
If you can’t read it, the text says
Important Notice
Please could anyone who voted Conservative please identify themselves on entering my shop as I will be happy to apply a 10 % ‘Tory Tax’ on your plants. I’m sure as someone who has opted to support a party of elitist, self-serving types, that you understand that this is one of the many ‘tough’ decisions that I need to make to ‘balance the books’ under your preferred government.
Don’t be a shy Tory! Oh, and UKIP voters, please shop elsewhere.
Thanks, Matt.
It’s a great piece of satire, skewering all the Tory rhetoric of making ‘tough’ decisions to ‘balance the books’.
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They’ll probably be dishonest and deny being Tories.
The customers? Of course. ‘Shy’ Toryism again – and the board even comments on that!
Wonderful.
Brilliant!
I love it.
That’s against their human rights!!! (Wait, what…)