Here’s how the Tories are campaigning for the local elections

Last Updated: April 1, 2016By

This terrific post turned up on the Vox Political Facebook page today, courtesy of Lizzie Fletcher, and I want to share it with you.

voteHere’s how the Tories are campaigning for the local elections:

We need your help.
And here’s why –
In just a few weeks’ time we face some tight elections right across the UK. In each of these elections the choice could not be clearer: a strong, Conservative team that will stand up for the really rich people they represent or Jeremy Corbyn and his people-picked candidates.

If we fail to take the fight to Corbyn’s Labour Party, the next four years could bring misery to our families at eton and across the south , home counties of Britain.

This is what Friday 6th May could look like:

Our councils and our local police forces led by a party whose leader wants to look after people who’ve been injured and have to leave our Armed Forces, abandon our nuclear deterrent which is a great way to hide all the money we’re nicking ! and make excuses for the terrorists who seek to do us harm just because we caused the wars and supplied the arms that killed all their families .

An opposition in Scotland that wants to get some tax off our corporate families, would bring back secondary strike action for the plebs we’re using as slave labour and would take OUR money to pay for public services !
Labour clinging on to power in Wales for another five years, meaning the Welsh NHS will continue to be better than ours , continued plebs in the education system and an economy that might draw level with the rest of the UK.

Sadiq Khan as the Mayor of London. The same man who nominated Jeremy Corbyn for Labour leader and who said he would do it again.

Unlike Labour, we cannot rely on the unions to fund our campaigns or people to vote for us .so we need your support to help us stand up to Labour and to stand up for mega rich people across our country. Donate £20, 000 now (decare it as a charitable donation) to get your free mug and help us deliver for Britain.

Thank you for your support,

Conservative Campaign Headquarters

PS: Want the chance to win a Campaign 2016 mug signed by David Cameron? Donate £50, 000 or more (no need to declare this to anyone) and we’ll enter your name into a draw.

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5 Comments

  1. mohandeer April 1, 2016 at 1:27 pm - Reply

    Love it. Made me laugh and cheered me up.

  2. mrmarcpc April 1, 2016 at 3:27 pm - Reply

    Hahahaha, nice!

  3. Rupert Mitchell (@rupert_rrl) April 1, 2016 at 4:08 pm - Reply

    Same here Mohandeer! I just love it.

  4. David April 1, 2016 at 5:30 pm - Reply

    Comic party of the decade. But beware of malice masquerading as comedy. Remember Idi Amin?

  5. Terry Davies April 1, 2016 at 6:05 pm - Reply

    expressed that way- zero votes for tory canditates would be ideal.

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