Houses of Parliament for sale on ebay

Last Updated: October 16, 2013By

Crumbling edifice for sale – going cheap. Could be turned into social housing or bed-and-breakfast for the homeless very cheaply. Hundreds may sleep there at any time (day or night). ‘Help to Buy’ applications may be made via G. Osborne Esq. at the same address.


  1. montybest October 16, 2013 at 3:34 pm - Reply

    Sorry Ebay, Parliament has already been bought by;

    The Bankers, Hedge Funds, Miliitary Equipment Manufacturers, Privatised Water companies, Millionaires, Billionaires, Mates of Call me Dave, Mates of Gideon, Gas companies, Royal Mail, the US & German health companies, Privatised NHS, Privatised Acadamies, Oil companies, KPMG, all companies evading avoiding taxess…. Etc., etc., etc.,


  2. Bobby Lynch October 16, 2013 at 3:39 pm - Reply

    Overpriced at that unlike The Royal Mail that CaMoron sold of cheap to his buddies so the could make a killing later on.

  3. Joe Ohara October 16, 2013 at 4:18 pm - Reply

    Does it include lazy self seeking corrupt sitting tenants?

  4. Kitt October 16, 2013 at 5:14 pm - Reply

    Shouldn’t this item now be re-sold at a massively inflated price?????

  5. Amanda Adlem (@AmandaSAdlem) October 16, 2013 at 7:24 pm - Reply

    with all these closures, where are they going to put the poor inmates!!! has no-one considered their well-being!!! are they ready for living in the community!!! ffs *outraged from southampton*

  6. Thomas M October 17, 2013 at 3:45 am - Reply

    I’d use it for housing the poor. That, or to house pigs and stray dogs in.

  7. viv October 17, 2013 at 1:00 pm - Reply

    well I trid to buy now but it won’t let me ill look after the home less I will do bed and breakfast how many rooms has it got ??? and I would look after the poor two

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