David Cameron: “A bull with no cock”

David Cameron: "Like an ox... a stupid animal." [Image: BBC]

David Cameron: “Like an ox… a stupid animal.” [Image: BBC]

Gogglebox, the recursive Channel 4 programme – in which, while watching TV, we watch people watching TV – has become a highlight of the Vox Political viewing week; especially when there’s a political item.

This week’s show featured responses to the Conservative Party’s election broadcast. One can only conclude that the Conservatives will have been panicked by the response.

None of the viewers featured on the show had a single good word to say for the Tories. They were unanimous in their condemnation – not only of the Tories’ election plea but also of their record in government over the past four years.

In the broadcast, reading between the lines, the Tories begged us to let them keep their seats in the European Parliament and not to vote for UKIP instead.

They did this – apparently – by stealing UKIP policies and by harping back to events they have claimed as achievements, whether they were or not, such as cutting the deficit (by one-third, according to the broadcast; in fact they’ve cut it by around 1/17), reforming the NHS and education.

“[They’ve] made our NHS weaker and our education poorer, and the gap between rich and poor has never been so big,” said the Reverend Kate.

Claims that a record number of people are in work met this response from German-born Ralph: “I can’t feel that I have more money in my pocket.”

His partner Viv added: “We’re worse-off, since the Conservatives came into power, than we were before.”

Another commenter said: “This is the ‘I Will Ruin your National Health party’, and then make out and pretend that they’re doing a wonderful job.”

The voiceover – by an unnamed Welsh woman – came in for particular scrutiny: “Where have they got this voiceover? Why haven’t they got him speaking?” (“Him” being David Cameron.)

“A lot of people don’t like his voice.”

Rev Kate’s husband Graham made it clear that this ploy wasn’t fooling anybody: “I can’t believe they’re trying to use a Welsh person to voice over it! They’re trying to say, ‘Look – Welsh people can vote Tory as well!’ I bet she don’t even vote Tory!”

The broadcast moved on to tick off a list of all the things the Tories say they would do in the European Parliament, starting with “taking back control of justice and home affairs”.

The responses: “Who gave it away in the first place?”

“It’s ridiculous! They’re talking about taking back all these things…”

“… That they gave away!”

“Every single one of those… has been stolen from UKIP, because they’re terrified they’re going to be outflanked by UKIP at the general election.”

Finally, Conservative leader (and comedy Prime Minister) David Cameron was wheeled out to tell us what we should and shouldn’t do.

“I believe that you have the right blah blah blah…” jabbered the Face of Modern Conservatism.

Response: “Oh, he just makes me want to punch him.”

Let’s leave the last word to Ralph – he is, after all, a European gentleman who has come to live in the UK. His opinion? “[Cameron is] like an oxen, you know?… Ox is a stupid animal in Germany.

“A bull with no cock.”

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13 Comments

  1. […] Gogglebox, the recursive Channel 4 programme – in which, while watching TV, we watch people watching TV – has become a highlight of the Vox Political viewing week; especially when there's a politic…  […]

  2. richbroomhall1 May 10, 2014 at 10:33 am - Reply

    Reblogged this on richbroomhall1 and commented:
    Ha! Somebody speaking sense!

  3. sdbast May 10, 2014 at 10:50 am - Reply

    Reblogged this on sdbast.

  4. Colin M. Taylor May 10, 2014 at 10:55 am - Reply

    Well, Cameron is full of Bull…

  5. Phil The Folk May 10, 2014 at 11:42 am - Reply

    Makes you wonder just who the opinion polls are actually talking to..they must be just as corrupt! Not one of them has ever asked for my opinion!

  6. thelovelywibblywobblyoldlady May 10, 2014 at 11:55 am - Reply

    Can I just say that the unnamed Welsh woman was not me :-) and if that dipstick (Camoron) thinks anyone in Wales would be interested in voting for any of that lot he’s away with the fairies quite frankly; it smacks of desperation. I shall repeat my mantra…Tick tock Tory boys

  7. Jonathan Wilson May 10, 2014 at 12:18 pm - Reply

    Well we all knew he was a massive cockwomble… and now we know his cock has got up and wombled free.

  8. Barry Davies May 10, 2014 at 12:23 pm - Reply

    The man is a liar pure and simple.

  9. jaypot2012 May 10, 2014 at 12:35 pm - Reply

    Oh how the powerful shake – keep begging Cameron, it’s such fun to see :D

  10. elizapdushku May 10, 2014 at 12:35 pm - Reply

    Reblogged this on elizapdushku's World.

  11. jaypot2012 May 10, 2014 at 12:36 pm - Reply

    Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
    On your knees boy *am I sorry about the pun – nah!*

  12. Suzanne Ennazus May 10, 2014 at 4:08 pm - Reply

    It’s bull with no testicles. That’s an insult on a bull with no testicles, as it stops the testosterone making them act stupid and aggressive. He’s like a bull with testicles for a brain.

  13. beastrabban May 10, 2014 at 4:22 pm - Reply

    Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
    Mike here describes the way the viewing public on Gogglebox laid into the Conservative Party Political broadcast. Also noteworthy is the way the Tories tried to steal UKIP’s thunder over Europe in order to head off losing heavily to that party. The last word goes to Gogglebox’s Ralph, a German chap with a British wife, who described Cameron as like an ‘ox, you know, a bull with no cock’. I’ve blogged before about the Conservative content and support for Fascism in Italy and Nazi Germany. This too has its parallels in the insult one of the few Italian Liberals hurled at his fellow MPs in the Italian parliament after they supported Mussolini’s seizure of power: ‘Eunuchs!’ Quite.

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