Shop Charges Tory Customers Extra | Beastrabban\’s Weblog

Last Updated: May 12, 2015By

Brilliance from my brother, the Beast:

If you can’t read it, the text says

Important Notice

Please could anyone who voted Conservative please identify themselves on entering my shop as I will be happy to apply a 10 % ‘Tory Tax’ on your plants. I’m sure as someone who has opted to support a party of elitist, self-serving types, that you understand that this is one of the many ‘tough’ decisions that I need to make to ‘balance the books’ under your preferred government.

Don’t be a shy Tory! Oh, and UKIP voters, please shop elsewhere.

Thanks, Matt.

It’s a great piece of satire, skewering all the Tory rhetoric of making ‘tough’ decisions to ‘balance the books’.

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6 Comments

  1. NMac May 12, 2015 at 2:05 pm - Reply

    They’ll probably be dishonest and deny being Tories.

    • Mike Sivier May 12, 2015 at 2:53 pm - Reply

      The customers? Of course. ‘Shy’ Toryism again – and the board even comments on that!

  2. chriskitcher May 12, 2015 at 2:10 pm - Reply

    Wonderful.

  3. M de Mowbray May 12, 2015 at 2:23 pm - Reply

    Brilliant!

  4. Jane Owens May 12, 2015 at 6:39 pm - Reply

    I love it.

  5. Ian May 12, 2015 at 8:10 pm - Reply

    That’s against their human rights!!! (Wait, what…)

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