Leaver: This is why Michael Gove upset Santa.

A bell-ringing Santa Claus told Michael Gove he won’t get any presents this year – but we all know he won’t get the gift he wanted after Theresa May won the ‘confidence’ vote triggered against her last week.

The bad news is, Mr Gove isn’t even getting a lump of coal.

Mad Santa heckled Mr Gove as he tried to enter Parliament, saying, “No presents for you, Mr Gove!” He also said the Environment Secretary was a “very naughty boy”.

It turns out that Santa is a Remainer. Personally, I didn’t know Lapland was a member of the EU and Brexit would harm Santa’s situation so much – but now we all know. And we can understand why he would despise Mr Gove, a Brexiter.

Of course, what Mr Gove really wanted for Christmas was a chance to take over from Theresa May as Prime Minister – remember the way he backstabbed Boris Johnson in 2016?

Sadly – for him – she won the vote (although sadly – for her – she didn’t win by a big enough margin, her party is utterly divided and her Brexit plan is ruined).

So everybody’s a loser.

Here’s the video clip. Enjoy the sign that says, “Brexit: A ho ho hopeless mess!”

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