John Redwood: I’m quite fond of this image of him, clearly broadcasting from his home planet.
Just when the Conservatives really need someone to win back their credibility, John Redwood turns up and starts talking about fish.
As UK-EU trade talks resumed in London, with an attempt to resolve differences on fishing quotas high on the agenda, Redwood tweeted this:
Today the UK government must tell Mr Barnier again we will become an independent country making our own laws, controlling our own fish and no longer under the European Court. Why can’t the EU keep its word that our future relationship will centre on free trade?
— John Redwood (@johnredwood) November 9, 2020
“Controlling our own fish”?
They’re not like dogs! You can’t put a salmon on a lead. You can’t put a harness on a halibut. And I’m sure a cod couldn’t care less what John Redwood thinks it should do.
Maybe fish behave differently on Vulcan.
Maybe Redwood has tired of being compared to a character from Star Trek and wants to take on a new role…
‘Controlling our own fish’. John Redwood is Aquaman. https://t.co/iFB2N705xe
— Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) November 9, 2020
We cut now to live footage of John Redwood: pic.twitter.com/k9AIEhAwcA
— Derrida's Copium Distribution Centre 🏳️🌈🐣🐤🐔 (@simonsrattle) November 9, 2020
John Redwood, master of British fish swarms pic.twitter.com/vogvXdQQ13
— Max Jansen (@MaximilianJans2) November 9, 2020
The thought of John Redwood trying to 'control fish' leaves me with many, many questions.
— Monsieur Prepuce 🕯🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴🇪🇺⚫ (@MPrepuce) November 9, 2020
There have been attempts to grapple with the underlying issue…
Dear John Redwood, the Tory government has torn up our free trade deal with the EU – the best free trade deal in history. You've got what you wanted. Now can you please spare us your pathetic whining. You won – Get over it! https://t.co/MkVteLDFj8
— Nick Reeves 3.5% #FBPE (@nickreeves9876) November 9, 2020
Two things are striking here:
1. John Redwood doesn't understand the concept of "a deal", even Trump sort of gets that.
2. John Redwood doesn't understand how fish work. https://t.co/cqN8OVNt0X— Nicholas Diable (@Defencebrief) November 9, 2020
… but not many.
This Writer wouldn’t be surprised if Tory desperation has reached such a point that they’re hoping we’ll be too busy laughing at Redwood to notice when they bugger up the bargaining – again.
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