This had to happen, after all the reports of cocaine traces found in almost all the toilets in the Palace of Westminster.
It seems Boris Johnson had a “routine” operation on his sinuses. That was enough for some of us to make fun of him:
UwU Pwime Ministew Bowis Johnson haz minuw woutine sinus opewation and is wecovewing in Downing Stweet ( ˘ ³˘)♥https://t.co/Y45Gts2ATz
— Bweaking NuwuS (@BBCBweaking) June 20, 2022
Then some of us – and I admit this is the first thought that came to This Writer after hearing the news – had another idea:
JOHNSON HAS MINOR OPERATION ON SINUSES
Wonder if it was the same as the one Daniella Westbrook had
— dave lawrence (@dave43law) June 20, 2022
Daniella Westbrook is, of course, the former EastEnders star who famously had such a problem with cocaine that it destroyed her septum and she had to have cosmetic surgery as a result.
Johnson the Twat having work done on his nose, something else he’s got in common with Daniella Westbrook pic.twitter.com/Ny9cJlFI76
— john p mckenna (@jonnymck) June 20, 2022
Soon, Twitter was alight:
— Mark Robertson (@Redyerdead) June 20, 2022
Whilst the news is all about Johnson going to hospital for an operation on his "sinuses", why is famous Eastenders actress Daniella Westbrook trending? *sniff* *sniff*
P.S. We're not forgetting #Carriegate https://t.co/OUJxxLGJpJ
— Gerald Hornsby – the Efficient Novelist 🇺🇦 (@AuthorGerald) June 20, 2022
That "Daniella Westbrook" is trending, simply because Boris Johnson has a sinus op is why I can never leave Twitter
— Nick B (@nickb1980) June 20, 2022
That might be enough for you, but there’s one more twist to the story:
*daniella Westbrook liked this* https://t.co/ogUxUl8cL5
— Victoria (@victoriamscott) June 20, 2022
Of course, there is no evidence that Boris Johnson has any current connection with either Ms Westbrook or cocaine.
(He does have a prior connection with the drug, though; in 2007,
Mr Johnson admitted to having used cocaine in an interview with Piers Morgan in GQ, but said the experience resulted in “no pharmacological, psycho-tropical or any other effect on me whatsoever”… He was unequivocal that the substance had been ingested, saying he “tried it at university” and remembered it “vividly”.)
But it speaks volumes about his ranking in the estimation of people across the UK that this was the first thing that came to their minds on hearing of his operation.
Given the recent Partygate scandal, a more “on the nose” comment would be that provided by Dorset Eye: that “Pinochhio” has had “his nose shortened”.
Neither response is an indication of faith in his leadership!
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