Theresa May asked for help – here are some of the public’s kind suggestions
[Image from Twitter.]
Today, Theresa May relaunched herself for the umpteenth time, with a call for all parties to come together and help form policies for the post-Brexit future.
Many parties have obliged – but most, if not all, of them have been from outside Parliament, and the medium they chose was Twitter.
The result was – well, see for yourself.
It seems unlikely that Mrs May will take up much of this advice.
Head to the fields of wheat and enjoy early retirement. #SuggestionsForTheresaMay pic.twitter.com/0UqThdf3xN
— Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/hehlon/status/884864776299581441
Don't relaunch your 'leadership' asking for cross-party consensus before bottling #PMQs the next day. #SuggestionsForTheresaMay
— Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon) July 11, 2017
Stop making wanker gesticulations when addressing the electorate?#SuggestionsForTheresaMay pic.twitter.com/hOqcKwnSmD
— Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/gemct24/status/884819851306557440
After a tragedy make an effort to go talk to victims it will seem like u care #SuggestionsForTheresaMay pic.twitter.com/n9VeRve2Xb
— Kenny Dopson (@DopsonKenny) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/MammaSnarf/status/884832594801696769
https://twitter.com/charlatan66/status/884841510537224192
Stick to things you say you're going to do & stop kissing trumps because guess what we don't like him 😡 #SuggestionsForTheresaMay pic.twitter.com/u8pFmaASty
— 🦄 Kayla1990🦄 (@mcbob1990) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/lockwoodnick1/status/884842323938598913
https://twitter.com/Mynois/status/884842658816040962
#SuggestionsForTheresaMay join Boris Johnson on Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom. pic.twitter.com/7Uza1Y9ZQl
— TheBanterLaboratory (@TheBanterLab) July 11, 2017
National Debt doubled
Social Care & Health services decimated
Brexit crisis
Tories decided on new policy#SuggestionsForTheresaMay pic.twitter.com/BKlsz6fIWm
— El Christo (@ElRaynerista) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/ted2609/status/884847626692300800
#SuggestionsForTheresaMay come and meet the 61 year old homeless lady alone on the streets at 10pm at night due to your cuts.
— Postmidlifecriseswoman (@MLCwoman) July 11, 2017
Spend the summer with a pal. I hear that Arlene Foster is minted so should be able to put you up for a few months. #SuggestionsForTheresaMay
— Ian S (@iannlou) July 11, 2017
Think happy thoughts. Don't touch yourself in public. Do the right thing before it's too late. #SuggestionsForTheresaMay
— Phil Knoxville 🍥 (@philknoxville) July 11, 2017
#SuggestionsForTheresaMay
Go tickle a bear. Go on try it.
See if the DUP will come to your rescue again pic.twitter.com/dFOGwXFFlz— Rachel (@OpenMindMH) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/Johnnyafc/status/884852703637196800
https://twitter.com/LulitaBirdie/status/884852910357655552
#SuggestionsForTheresaMay Actually follow through on the promises that you make? pic.twitter.com/7CM2AQBCS6
— Daryll Loveridge (@LoveridgeDaryll) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/ClairelyCrazy/status/884858540384497664
Give up the #VivienneWestwood, she hates you. #SuggestionsForTheresaMay
— Jo Buck (@jojobuck) July 11, 2017
Come and teach my year 10s on a Friday period 5 and then tell me I need a 2% pay cut. Dare ya. #SuggestionsForTheresaMay
— SorryNotSorry (@ReggiesGirl76) July 11, 2017
Bye bye #SuggestionsForTheresaMay pic.twitter.com/FN7VJ6a8t0
— MO (@morageilson1) July 11, 2017
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After years of hurling nasty sneering insults at Jeremy Corbyn this thoroughly dishonest and corrupt woman now wants his help. She obviously has absolutely no conscience or sense of shame and, what is more sinister, she is probably looking for someone to blame for the mess she and her nasties have plunged the nation. If it were not so tragic for the nation it would be hilarious.
I have said, may times, shame is an antiquated concept that needs to be reinstated! If we stopped rewarding people for f***-ups, we might not be in this mess.
I truly believe May called the election in the hopes of actually losing, so she could blame Jeremy Corbyn for the mess of Brexit – so when the tories scraped by, they hadn’t a clue what to do about it all! Lol