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This will be a hit with alcoholics everywhere. The rest of us can enjoy it with softer drinks too!

Many of you will have noticed that Theresa May’s speeches – when she can be bothered to turn up and make one – are peppered when the same two words, repeated over and over again: “Strong” and “stable”.

She’s trying to brainwash us!

She seems to think the British people are so easily-led that all she has to do is tell us her government has these qualities and we’ll believe her.

How mad is that? Perhaps she should see a psychiatrist.

Until Mrs May does seek medical help, we’re stuck with this never-ending mantra – possibly right up to June 8.

So let’s, for all our sakes, have a bit of fun with it.

From now on, whenever you’re watching or listening to the news, or political reporting of any kind on the TV or radio – equip yourself with your tipple of choice.

Whenever Mrs May says either “strong” or “stable” (or both together), you shout “Weak and wobbly!” Then you take a very stiff drink.

For those of you playing with alcoholic beverages: If you aren’t wobbly by the time her speech ends, the broadcaster must have edited it.

If you’re playing with non-alcoholic drinks: If you aren’t in danger of a lavatorial accident by the time her speech ends, the broadcaster must have edited it.

This is how we defeat the Tory brainwashers; not with argument – but with ridicule.

Alternatively, here’s another way of blocking out the brainwashing techniques:

Wear earplugs!

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