All Boris Johnson had to do to distract us from his latest Covid disaster was have a close-up
#HeadAndShoulders: Boris Johnson’s terrible turnout is a disgrace to the nation.
Who knew?
The UK’s prime minister managed to distract everyone from his new nonsense policy that won’t keep us safe from Covid-19, simply by looking what he is – a mess.
And now everybody’s talking about the fact that our prime minister can’t wash and dress himself properly:
https://twitter.com/BurnsideNotTosh/status/1315679268513480705
Here's why Head and Shoulders is trending.
Because our Prime Minister, who holds the most important position in the UK, can't even dress himself presentably🤢#CovidBriefing pic.twitter.com/IsL2VZtKUN
— JD Black🥀 (@_JD_Black) October 12, 2020
This will set an unhygienic trend for the future.
I foresee times when Johnson will appear before the public with bad news – and also with no tie, or with his short untucked, or with his trousers at half-mast because he now knows that we’ll be so busy gossiping about the mess he‘s in…
… that we won’t realise he’s telling us the country is collapsing around us.
(Douglas Adams predicted this in The Hitch-Hikers’ Guide to the Galaxy, with reference to bad language: “In today’s modern Galaxy there is of course very little still held to be unspeakable….So, for instance, when in a recent national speech the Financial Minister of the Royal World Estate of Quarlvista actually dared to say that due to one thing and another and the fact that no one had made any food for a while and the king seemed to have died and most of the population had been on holiday now for over three years, the economy was now in what he called “one whole joojooflop situation,” everyone was so pleased that he felt able to come out and say it that they quite failed to note that their entire five-thousand-year old civilization had just collapsed overnight.”
(What a shame he never lived to see his comedy become a reality.)
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It was obviously an embarrassment to the Government as every single newspaper deliberately photoshopped the scruffy bugger’s dandruff and hair out of their front pages.
So don’t let anyone fob you off saying this is a “non-issue”
And ‘the great unwashed scroungers’ are???? Well lardy fascist dictator johnson and his fascist tory cronies! Here’s looking at the fascist tories who are laughing at how they’ve exploited us expendable peasants!