‘Go home’ vans deemed failure after only one UKIP voter agrees to go back to voting Tory

Never mind, Home Secretary. Your “go home” vans may have been “too much of a blunt instrument” for the public, but you can still rely on legislative instruments like your new Immigration Bill to keep Johnny Foreigner off your doorstep.
If that doesn’t work, just go and visit the poor blighter. One glimpse of your face and he (or she) will probably turn to stone.