In the 1980s, Donald Trump was a respected businessman. You won’t believe what he is now!
Of course he’s the 45th President of the United States.
I simply couldn’t resist doing a mock ‘clickbait’ headline – I’m sure you’ve seen similar on many news websites – after I discovered that there is a Trump sex doll. Here’s the full picture:
Mrs Mike isn’t all that impressed.
She suggested there should be a Trump sex doll because of that open-mouthed gawp that seems to be his natural facial position:
(This is not the best image of it but I’m sure you get the idea).
Unfortunately the makers of the doll have missed an opportunity because its mouth is firmly shut – and painted on.
In spite of all this, Vox Political would like to wish Mr Trump the very best of luck in his new role…
Unless, of course, he decides to do to the world what I don’t doubt a certain type of person has already done to his effigy.
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Hopefully the doll comes supplied with a puncture repair kit if as flimsy and easily perforated as Donald Trump’s pledges and promises will inevitably turn out to be. Lady purchasers, should they exist, are likely to be disappointed too by the look of things: the overinflated Trump doll’s hands look a tad on the small size as far as I can see…
Accurate modelling, then?