Early Christmas for MPs as they get festive over Theresa May’s Brexit declaration
Theresa May popped her head around the door of 10 Downing Street, followed it to a podium that had been put up in the middle of the road, said, “La-di-dah, fol-de-rol, and fol-de-riddle-hi-ho,” or words to that effect, and stalked back into the warm like a zombie flamingo.
Theresa May’s constant statements outside Downing Street is the political equivalent of a work meeting that could have been an email
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) November 22, 2018
Theresa May still trying to flog a dead horse on the steps of Downing Street.
She is finished.
— Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon) November 22, 2018
She had been presenting a political declaration on the post-Brexit relationship of the UK with the EU. Shortly afterwards, she gave a similar nonsense performance in the House of Commons. Here’s why it was nonsense:
EU/UK Political declaration
Here – in one paragraph – is every red line, still unresolved. It eloquently sets out why nothing, really, seems to have progressed pic.twitter.com/mmtRIq4imZ
— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) November 22, 2018
For those who can’t read images, it says: “The future relationship will be based on a balance of rights and obligations, taking into account the principles of each Party. This balance must ensure the autonomy of the Union’s decision making and be consistent with the Union’s principles, in particular with respect to the integrity of the Single Market and the Customs Union and the indivisibility of the four freedoms. It must also ensure the sovereignty of the United Kingdom and the protection of its internal market, while respecting the result of the 2016 referendum including with regard to the development of its independent trade policy and the ending of free movement of people between the Union and the United Kingdom.”
Then Jeremy Corbyn said this:
Jeremy Corbyn just obliterated Theresa May’s latest botched agreement before the ink has even dried on the document. The Prime Minister is finished. I think she is the only person that doesn’t realise it. #GeneralElectionNow pic.twitter.com/crkXogrtIJ
— Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon) November 22, 2018
This clip goes over much of the same ground but includes a little more as well:
"What on earth has the government been doing for the last two years?"
Jeremy Corbyn criticises Theresa May over her latest Brexit negotiations and says there can be no UK agreement until Parliament has debated the issue. pic.twitter.com/6waHIe72hi
— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) November 22, 2018
Political commentators confirmed that Mr Corbyn’s claim of a “blind Brexit” could be considered an accurate appraisal of the situation:
Downing Street refuses to answer when Cabinet will decide what kind of long-term trading relationship to negotiate after 29 March 2019 – whether a free trade deal similar to Canada's or something closer to May's Chequers plan. So it confirms this is now a pretty blind Brexit
— Robert Peston (@Peston) November 22, 2018
Yet again @theresa_may putting off many of the key issues till after we have left and lost all negotiating power. Blindfold Brexit. Worst of all worlds.
— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) November 22, 2018
And some pointed out that Mrs May seemed to be trying to blind us all with her answers to MPs’ questions:
May is at her shameful worst in the way she is taking questions on the #PoliticalDeclaration. Each question goes something like this:
Questioner: Here's a detail question about apples..
May: Bananas are yellow
She couldn't honestly answer a question if her life depended on it.— Devutopia (@D_Raval) November 22, 2018
Some may have taken a jaundiced approach to the whole process – and who can blame them?
I'm so old I remember when the government said it'd have a full trade deal negotiated and ratified by next March.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) November 22, 2018
But it was the Parliamentarians – on both sides of the Commons – who got really festive with Mrs May’s pathetic bundle of paper. It seems, for them, Christmas had come early and she had given them the best possible present: a chance to rip the last vestiges of credibility away from her. Here’s Barry Gardiner:
Prime minister says the political framework is so vague because we cannnot negotiate our future trade agreement until we leave.
Of course she can!
She has negotiated the withdrawal agreement.
Previously she said she could just not SIGN it until we’d left. pic.twitter.com/Wge9EtYJb6
— Barry Gardiner (@BarryGardiner) November 22, 2018
Richard Burgon:
The Prime Minister's vague and unclear Political Declaration is full of desperate rhetorical sops and nudges and winks to extreme elements of the Tory Party who are holding her to ransom.
Two wasted years wheeler-dealing with fringe Tory MPs is not in the national interest.
— Richard Burgon MP (@RichardBurgon) November 22, 2018
Keir Starmer:
This is a further failure of negotiation.
Promises have been broken and serious questions about our future with the EU remain unanswered. This is not a deal Labour can support. We will vote against. https://t.co/qHQrSrrB9c
— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) November 22, 2018
Marsha de Cordova:
The PM promised a substantive Political Declaration. But this document is 26 pages of waffle. She promised frictionless trade. This is not referenced once.
These broken promises are the outcome of 2 years of shambolic negotiations.
This deal should be voted down.
— Marsha de Cordova MP (@MarshadeCordova) November 22, 2018
Labour’s whips’ office made clear that party’s position on the matter:
Theresa May claims to read out Labour’s six tests, missing out crucial parts and missing some entirely. Here they are and to be clear as @jeremycorbyn said, this deal fails them and we will vote against. pic.twitter.com/bxdHM1IMHd
— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) November 22, 2018
Mrs May fared no better with her own party. Here’s Boris Johnson:
Nothing in this political declaration changes the fact that this deal gives the EU a continuing veto over the unilateral power over the entire U.K. to do trade deals or take back control of our laws. We must junk the backstop or we make a nonsense of Brexit pic.twitter.com/VrFdn4zKGR
— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) November 22, 2018
Iain Duncan Smith appealed for Mrs May to give some ground – but his words fell on deaf ears…
Despite earlier praise from May, IDS sounding very unhappy…says withdrawal agreement has to be amended.
May refuses to give that commitment.
It could be the thing that does for her.— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) November 22, 2018
… and quite rightly, too; just desserts for all the times benefit claimants got the cold shoulder from the Department for Work and Pensions when he was in charge of it:
He should know *unworkable*
Universal Credit ?
It was his brain child. https://t.co/KvMi05IrwM— Clare Hepworth OBE (@Hepworthclare) November 22, 2018
In fact, it was the Parliamentary equivalent of a dogpile, with members of all parties leaping to the attack:
Apart from a few Tory toadies Theresa May is getting attacked from all sides of the house. Everything they put out usually takes a couple of days to destroy, but today’s supposed agreement has been destroyed within minutes.
— Rachael Swindon (@Rachael_Swindon) November 22, 2018
The strength of the response shows that Parliament – indeed, the whole of the United Kingdom – is for once almost entirely united in its exasperation at the ineptitude of Mrs May and her Tory team, who started out by talking big but then turned up two years later with very little indeed.
Their – and our – loss of patience with the process may be easily understood by reading the Twitter thread below, which quotes (with little or no commentary) some of the promises that the Tories made to us over the last two years:
“Getting out of the EU can be quick and easy – the UK holds most of the cards.”
John Redwood
July 17 2016— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
“We're not really interested in a transition deal, but we'll consider one to be kind to the EU.”
David Davis
15 November 2016(One of my favourites)
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
“Indeed, [a trade deal] would take significantly less than two years. We hold all the cards. We will offer them a deal in response to their pleas for help.”
Patrick Minford
14 June 2016— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
“We are going to get a deal which is of huge value and possibly of greater value.”
Boris Johnson
16 November 2016— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
“Trade relations with the EU could be sorted out in an afternoon over a cup of coffee.”
Gerard Batten
17 February 2017— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
“The cost of getting out would be virtually nil and the cost of staying in would be very high.”
Boris Johnson
6 March 2016— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
“All David Davis needs to say to is: listen guys free trade or WTO?”
Tim Martin
2 January 2017— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
"Nobody ever pretended this would be simple or easy."
David Davis
5 September 2017— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
And this by David Davis last week deserves pride of place on the thread:
“If we need to leave with no deal and negotiate a free trade agreement during the transition period, so be it.”
Leave with no deal (so no transition period) and negotiate it during the transition period. pic.twitter.com/Rr7mmYoGPw
— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 22, 2018
Even Tom Bradby on ITV news is asking “How do we get out of this hole?”
The admission that it is a hole, and the entire country is in it, is a crucifying indictment of Theresa May and the government she has fronted (you can’t call it leadership) for the last two tragic years.
The fact that Mrs May is still happy to rub our noses in her failure, after two years of bringing back nothing from her team’s talks with the EU, is a testament to the arrogance of the woman.
And to her ignorance.
A more perceptive prime minister would have realised that her time is up and, having failed to bring back the booty, she is about to be marched to the block.
I don’t think we’ll have to wait even until it is really Christmas before we see the axe fall on her.
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