Tory campaign goes down in flames. #VoteConservative ? Check out these alternative suggestions
Not the new Tory logo: but should it be?
I’d rather shove wasps up my arse than #VoteConservative pic.twitter.com/6ZIJlEtkKM
— Teri ☘️💙♿️ (@mettlesome_teri) April 30, 2021
Apparently some genius at Conservative Central HQ thought it would be a good idea to start the hashtag #VoteConservative, without taking into consideration the Law of Unintended Consequences.
Here are some of the consequences this person didn’t intend, but got anyway. Enjoy them. I did:
And in my turn, I would rather have my eyes removed, to be replaced by molten balls of dogshit, while shitting a broken glass coated orange and being force fed toxic waste than #VoteConservative
— Big Shaun 👇🐇🕳 (@BrotherShaunEPB) April 30, 2021
#VoteConservative because daddy voted Conservative last election and foolishly believed the sleezy liar.. pic.twitter.com/N6xV05QQMI
— Alan (@alanfaefife) April 30, 2021
https://twitter.com/The_WritingGeek/status/1388192482593329161
I'd rather be dead in a ditch than #VoteConservative! #ToriesOut https://t.co/7QjbkuUIag
— Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 🇪🇺♿️🐟 #RightToLove 💙 (@BlokeOnWheels) April 30, 2021
Yes, why not #VoteConservative?
That and a decent bung and they'll give you a PPE contract.
Make £££s!
— simon maginn (@simonmaginn) April 30, 2021
#VoteConservative if you hate yourself and hate everyone else and hate this country and want everybody in it to suffer
— Sarah 🚩 #WearAMaskYouStupidBastards (@sazmeister88) April 30, 2021
Let’s stick with the facts. If you #VoteConservative you vote for a party whose actions caused tens of thousands of avoidable deaths. I for one won’t be doing that.
— A Pro-EU Tweeter 🇺🇦 (@unlit_uplands) April 30, 2021
I'd rather cut off my own arm than #VoteConservative. How can people still not realise they only exist to represent the interests of the wealthy few?
How are they still polling at 40%?
Please someone help me understand!
— Labour4EUrejoin #FBPE #FBPPR 🇪🇺❤️🇪🇺❤️🇪🇺 (@RejoinEULab) April 30, 2021
#VoteConservative if youre an absolute delusional moron! They are the most corrupt morally bankrupt government in modern history. I don’t understand why the English keep voting for them talk about constantly shooting yourself In the foot its like they are a gluten for punishment
— ChaoticGoddess (@ChaoticGoddess5) April 30, 2021
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I’d rather screw a hedgehog while having rusty cans analy inserted than #VOTE CONSERVATIVE