Wales and Northern Ireland to sneak off – Not London News

Wales and Northern Ireland have been making plans to nip out tonight and not come back, according to Not London News.

With the shouting match between Scotland and London likely to reach a crescendo as Scots went to the polls, other parts of the UK were planning to get away from it all. Forever.

Northern Ireland said, “And I thought I was the argumentative one. Jeez, these last few weeks have given me a proper headache. I’m packing my bags and leaving. We’re going to tell Scotland and London that we’re popping out to the shop for some milk, but the reality is the car is packed and we’ll be on the ferry to France before they start wondering where we are”

Wales said it was still trying to work out how to whisk Cornwall and the North of England away without London noticing.


Vox Political feels safe in revealing this as, by now, we’ll have left already. See you on the other side, Scotland!

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  1. thelovelywibblywobblyoldlady September 18, 2014 at 9:59 pm - Reply

    I’m sure I just saw a convoy of Welsh vehicles driving around Shropshire looking for the border! ;-)

  2. Not London News September 19, 2014 at 12:20 am - Reply

    Thanks for sharing this.

  3. aussieeh September 19, 2014 at 1:04 am - Reply

    Rather than all us lot buggering off, why don’t we all take a brick down to the houses of the priviledged on the Thames, and build a wall around them? top it off with around ten mile of razor wire, cut all phonelines and internet connections, then just starve the inmates to death. Obviously we will have to wait until all the leeches are inside, beside that just think how high a wall we could build with sixty million bricks.

    • amnesiaclinic September 19, 2014 at 9:46 am - Reply

      No, just put them on the loneliest desert island with no communications at all and let them try to survive.
      Then we build a lot of good social housing with the bricks and scrap all these stupid ‘reforms’!

      • aussieeh September 20, 2014 at 9:47 am - Reply

        That’s it keep those ideas coming, we will get there eventually

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