Blair claims Corbyn’s ‘principles of mass destruction’ could destroy Labour in 45 minutes
Here’s a bit of fun for Friday. Anyone who doesn’t know the history of the claims about items of “mass destruction” destroying “within 45 minutes” should read up on their recent history.
Tony Blair warns that leadership contender Jeremy Corbyn has a huge arsenal of principles of mass destruction, and these could quickly be deployed to reduce the Labour Party to an organisation that listens to its members.“People don’t realise how dangerous principles are in the wrong hands” explained foreign dictator consultant Blair. “Jeremy Corbyn could use them to make Labour unrecognisable inside an hour of becoming leader.”
“20 years of building relations with multinational corporations and City bankers could be reduced to rubble, and for what end, so ordinary people can have a bigger slice of the pie? Oh please” said Blair.
“This sort of ‘principles’ approach would be frowned upon by big business– it could seriously affect the chances of me being invited to a sleepover with Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Deng.”
Source: Blair claims Corbyn could destroy Labour in 45 minutes | The Evening Harold
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Why does anyone still listen to this war criminal?
He has the blood of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians on his hands – all for the want of regime change!
There is also the question of Dr.Kelly’s suspicious death that also still needs to be answered!
Blair is partly responsible for ISIS being as strong as they are, him and the two Bush’s!
satire…tho still possible from him. he needs to keep his nose out now.
Is he getting a backhander from the d***head that’s running this country into the ground
Brilliant article Mike and so close to the truth that it took a few paragraphs before I re-read the Banner Head. It reminds me of one of ours, BBC Scotlandshire.
The ICC citing the Downing Street Memo will destroy the war criminal in minutes. Nice weekend all.
What a first class hypocrite. He & his principles destroyed Labour. He would know about mass destruction wouldn’t he!! May I suggest Mr.Blair with your track record you keep your opinions to yourself & concentrate on amassing your wealth as you have done since leaving Downing Street. You didn’t give this Country a second thought when you went to save the Middle East. You didn’t do so well at that either, did you!!
The labour party needs breaking down and rebuilt the Corbyn way. Out with the Blairites.
My thoughts entirely Adrian I’ve suggested it to JC otherwise the first 12 months when he’s leader will be spent routing out the rot. As for Bliar…..back in the public eye, you have to wonder if the British are just plain stupid.
Haha, good one Mike. More satire for the weekend, please.
Bliar must really still have some clout within Labour, I’m surprised more Labour party higher ups haven’t just disowned him, as so many of the grassroots members have. He must have dirt on them.
… in your opinion.
The only good thing Blair did was to rout the Tories in 1997-only to start acting very like them. He ruined the Labour Party and messed up Iraq.
I’m concerned that Corbyn will have some sort of an “accident”, just as David Kelly committed “involuntary suicide” on Blair’s watch. Should Corbyn win the leadership race Blair could face trial at The Hague and he knows it. Hopefully Duncan Smith will join him.
Surely our ‘Jezza’ is now a ‘National Treasure’ and immune to blatant ‘termination with extreme prejudice’ (TWEP) from our native spooks?