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Tories call this dancing: But what they’ve done to the UK isn’t material for a song-and-dance routine.

I know I said Theresa May was politically a dead woman walking, but I had no idea she was going to give us all an impression of one.

I refer, of course, to this travesty:

Mrs May’s awkward, self-conscious shamble on-stage confirmed that she’ll never be a dancer. We already know, thankfully, she’ll never be Queen either.

And she won’t be following Ann Widdicombe onto Strictly Come Dancing, I think.

I wonder if anybody mentioned this to Abba?

Ah, right.

Of course the best way to evaluate a performance is to examine the reactions to it – and in that sense, everyone has been having a field day.

Are you ready for some fun?

Some gave the song some new lyrics, like this:

And some just changed the music. Check this out:

And this:

And this:

And this:

And even this:

(There really are a lot of these from the Theresa May Dancing to Stuff Twitter feed.)

Some considered the quality of the dancing:

Some asked why she was dancing:

Some may have been… distracted:

Still, it wasn’t all adverse criticism:

Mind you, she did get a bit of stick for it…

Finally, some chose to make a hugely valid point about it:

Every word of that is true. The lives of the young – their quality, everything that makes a life worth living – are in danger every moment the Conservatives are in power because the Conservatives want to take everything that makes life worth living away from working people.

And yes, that will probably extend to the right to reproduce, at some point in the future. Which is odd, because if there’s one thing Mrs May’s performance showed, it’s that it is the Tories who really shouldn’t be allowed to do it.

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