What a disaster: Boris Johnson is back at work.
His health may have improved but his patter is as rotten as it ever was.
Fortunately we are still able to get our money’s worth from his satirical value, as evidenced by this clip that reminds us he once hid in a refrigerator to avoid difficult questions:
BREAKING: Boris Johnson arrives back in Downing Street pic.twitter.com/AQgZfPKbDu
— The Agitator (@UKDemockery) April 26, 2020
He wasted no time getting himself back in the public eye, with an “address to the nation” at 9am today. Most of us were probably still in bed.
And we didn’t miss much. It was a remarkably content-free speech, focusing mostly on the concerns of his billionaire friends who are desperate for us all to get back to work, making money for them.
So he said the UK was almost at the point where lockdown restrictions could start to be lifted, and he would be telling us over the next few days how that might be done – but he won’t actually let it happen until he is sure a second peak of coronavirus infections and deaths can be avoided.
In other words: no change for now.
He said he measures his success by the fact that the NHS has not collapsed, but failed to recognise that it was only in danger because of Tory starvation policies over the last 10 years, when they were preparing the service for US-style privatisation.
The one joy we can derive from this whole saga is the fact that it proves once and for all that the NHS must never be privatised; a private health system simply would not take any precautions in advance of a global health emergency because it would infringe on its profits.
As it is, Tory mismanagement means the death toll in the UK is disproportionately high, and likely to become the second worst in the world behind the United States.
He recognised the contribution of people like Captain Tom Moore, who raised millions for the NHS at the age of 99 by walking laps of his garden – without acknowledging that it was only necessary because of his government’s failures:
— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) April 27, 2020
What absolute twaddle.
The simple fact is that Tory incompetence has made the impact of the virus far, far worse than it had to be – as acknowledged by these commentators:
Boris Johnson just said ‘many people will be looking at our apparent success’ in relation to Britain & Coronavirus.
Our death toll is heading to be the 2nd worst in the world.
This is not a ‘success’, Prime Minister – apparent or otherwise.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 27, 2020
Johnson's return to work is not a "boost to the country". His indolence & incompetence are why we are the worst hit country in the world after the USA. What this country needs more than anything is to be rid of him and his appalling gang of sycophants, ideologues & opportunists.
— Dr Ruth McQuillan 🕷️#Leftie Tosser #FBPE (@mcquillan_ruth) April 26, 2020
Now the Prime Minister is back, perhaps we can talk openly about the absolute catastrophe that has been the government’s response. One figure demonstrates the extent of the disaster: Britain counts for just 1% of the global population yet we make up 10% of all Covid-19 deaths.
— Liam Young (@liamyoung) April 27, 2020
Yes, let’s talk openly about this catastrophe.
We could start by mentioning the fact that his government’s offer of coronavirus testing kits for key workers has stalled on every one of the four days it has been running.
According to The Independent:
The kits ran out around two minutes after the service launched on Friday, and people were reportedly told there were none left on Saturday morning after around 15 minutes.
As of 10am on Sunday, home testing kits for England were listed as “unavailable” on the government’s website – two hours after booking slots reopened.
Key workers could no longer order any online by 9.10am on Monday – the fourth day in a row where tests have become unavailable within hours of the booking system opening.
That’s right – today it took just over an hour for the government to run out. This must be a serious blow to the Tory plan, which is to carry out 100,000 tests a day by Thursday.
And nursing staff are starting to refuse to work in places where PPE – Personal Protective Equipment – is not available to an acceptable standard. Who can blame them when so many of their colleagues have caught the coronavirus and died?
Johnson mentioned none of these facts in his speech today, knowing that his bluster would encourage the easily-led:
Boris will Milk Today for all it's worth, the fist will be flying, the finger will be pointing, in true Churchillian style and you will fall hook line and sinker for it.
— Smokey (@Smokey29773580) April 27, 2020
But some of us are not so malleable:
BJ looks the same and still talks the same shite!!Prick Liar and thanks to us is he having a laugh seriously??I need to switch off before I launch my TV out the window!!😡😡😤😤I haven't missed him!!Blah blah economy economy!!!🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
— sexyvampire2017 (@Sexyvamp2016) April 27, 2020
Johnson is trying to whitewash this calamitous failure as a success. Don’t let him.
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